iPoo Toilet (update)

Attention: Product described below is satire, and should not be taken seriously.

March 8th, 2012 – Introducing the NEW iPoo Toilet

Yesterday we introduced the new iPoo, but our event overlapped with Apple’s introduction of their new iPad, so only 3 people came. It featured a man on the stage talking taking $hit, and the whole audience applauded so hard, that half of them had to be hospitalized with palm injuries. Dr House said he had not seen such severe hand injuries since those several iPhone explosions.

“It makes the amazing improvements, over the most fundamental features, of the function of the Toilet” said our PR team chef and he pulled down his trousers. We did not decide how to call our new Toilet, but maybe we will use the very innovative name “the NEW iPoo”, or we will add an “S” at the end of the name, reading it “iPoo Ass”. One of our engineers suggested to call it “the iPooo” but he got fired for such a stupid suggestion… “the new iPoo” is so much better name!

The NEW iPoo features deeper water-hole, and a mirror in front of the hole… we call that “The Rectuma Display”. If you look down, it enables you to see everything more clearly, and gives you unique perspective on your everyday efforts. Everything else is the same, but we believe you will find some other reason to pay $$$ and switch to our “New iPoo”!

The Old iPoo

iPoo Toilet is a prestigious designer toilet.
We do not say it is a PT (Personal Toilet) even though it is not a public toilet.

Some people may think it looks like Apple logo, but I disagree. If you see Apple logo everywhere maybe you should see a psychiatrist and take a look at a few Rorschach inkblot cards. This is just the perfect shape for the toilet since it tightly fits the shape of a one’s bottom.

This design is not Apple affiliated, but you recognize that, since their product designs are superior shapes such as cubes, chamfered cuboids or very thin cuboids; and this design is a toilet in comparison.

Also, their UX designers like everything flying around, which is not very desirable in a function of a toilet.

Even though it is white and has one button, it does not mean it is an Apple product.

Unlike some Apple products, this toilet fully supports Flash Flush.

This toilet has exactly the same function as any other toilet and costs only twice as much for the same performance; but you will agree it is all about style and taste, and you will look a lot cooler in your friends’ eyes when you say you use the iPoo Toilet instead of throwing your excrement through the bathroom WINDOWS.

Many of our power users were intimidated with standard 2 buttons, and even have had bladder shyness. So our top UX designers came up with this: a button!

We have invented the toilet, and have patented hole in the toilet, water in a hole and seating! Other manufacturers shamelessly stole our ideas!

Toilet seat is even thinner than Macbook Air, made from the same superb material, so you can wipe urine splatters just as easily.